‘Idol’ Tracker: Archuleta de Triumph

Six reasons why The Chosen One is certain to win:
1. Has locked up to himself “Idol’s” most crucial voting block, 8- to 11-year-old girls
2. These voters will pathologically speed dial in every vote they can register, fair weather or foul
3. These voters will forgive and love their candidate more for any error or misstep
4. Genetically engineered, trained from birth to win “American Idol”
5. Leading male rival, Michael Johns is on the wane
6. Stumbled early on, lowered expectations just enough
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